Half of a shotgun double. Two rooms in front (yours) and two rooms in back (mine) divided by a short hallway and bathroom in between. We both have locking doors at the hallway. The bathroom is the only thing we share. There is a Murphy bed if you want it. If not, I will remove it. It is otherwise unfurnished. Though I could stir up some items if you need some. There is no kitchen. You are welcome to use a microwave/toaster oven/ hotplate. But ideal for non-culinary types. I’m interested in quiet introverts. Not a party palace. I don’t care if you smoke, drink, or enjoy accoutrements. Just be a trained professional. If you are sloppy, dramatic, a police magnet, or violent, yer gone. No amateurs. I will be the judge. That being said, it’s an ideal location to get anywhere in the city quickly. It’s right in the heart geographically. In the odd little neighborhood around Xavier University. A quiet, working class neighborhood. Quick to the freeway. Or Earhart or Carrolton or Tulane ave. Or Washington or Broad or Napoleon. There will be a mini fridge possibly by the time you move in. I’m not neurotic about cleaning but generally it stays guy clean. What you see in the picture. Bathroom is only thing where it matters anyway just don’t be foul. Take your trash out. Don’t let science projects get out of control.Occasionally I might offer you something from my slow cooker, but generally we will barely meet. I go in through the back door and you the front. I’m labor left wing politically, so if you’re a Trump fan and blast Fox news on your TV you shouldn’t move in to my place. For real. But neither am I a hippy dippy idiot. I’m about as pissed politically as you can get lately and it takes extremely dark humor and copious booze to get through another “unprecedented” week. Pay your rent on time. I can’t cover anyone. I’m broke too. Weekly payments optional.
Just you and me, barely. Stuck in the middle with you. Clowns and jokers all over the goddamn place
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