Jessica's room

Largo, FL 33770

Stay in YOUR OWN PRIVATE room, like a Queen! YOUR SPACE is 234 sqft and equipped with a 40’’ Roku TV, black out curtains, plenty of drawer, shelf and closet storage. YOUR FULLY EQUIPPED KITCHENETTE is outside your bedroom door in the den. It’s equipped with a mini fridge, microwave, coffee maker, and toaster. The shared laundry room is across the den. YOUR DEDICATED BATHROOM is ACROSS from our Kitchen and next to the den. ONE FREE OFF-STREET PARKING SPOT AVAIL. Mailbox is checked daily and received via lockbox. We can also assist with postal drop-offs if needed. You will receive a 6 digit code for the front door and your bedroom also has a door code as well. GUEST PATIO GARDEN OASIS: We’re currently transforming this space into our own private ZEN RETREAT! Equipped with a comfy couch, table, fireplace and plenty of warm afternoon sun. Located off the den for easy access. AMENITIES: Include water, sewer, trash, electricity, high-speed internet, fresh linens and towels. Home is equipped with salt water filtration softening system , forced air on a air purifier, and a generator for emergencies.

BRACE YOURSELF FOR A WARM WELCOME! I’ll be your personal door greeter, and the gatekeeper to your new humble abode. Just a heads up, you might be greeted by a chorus of “Hi!“s – that’s my crew: 2 charter school-aged gifted Einsteins and a resident preschool toddler who specializes in gibberish. Don’t worry, our family quarters are tucked away in the back of the house – separate from your own private domain. My kiddos are polite & know the art of respecting personal space. I pretty much run on caffeine, errands, cleaning and DIY projects so if you need anything, just yell “Marco!” …or, you know, send a quick message. I’m likely in the back yard with our chickens and German Shepherd who never gets enough attention. Sitting still isn’t in my vocabulary. My husband and I are like social chameleons – we love a good chat and a glass of wine (because, hello, adults!), but we also value privacy and won’t bombard you with questions about your deepest fears (unless you bring up aliens, then all bets are off). Everyone literally and respectfully has a different view on politics, and religion so I keep conversations light and avoid controversy. My husband is like Google, be ready for deep exploration. He is bilingual and is FLUENT in SPANISH, but as our local mailman, catching him at home may require a special request so messaging him works. Wait! There’s more! We have an Amazonian hippie roommate that lives in our garage conversion on the other side of the laundry room door. I call it Narnia. Initially she was a two-week Airbnb guest. But she charmed us with her vibrant spirit and has been our housemate going on 2 years now. Her laughter is infectious, but she eludes us with hibernation and surf style beach managerial duties. Think of us as helpful house ghosts. We might mysteriously appear to make coffee in the morning or haunt the laundry room, but otherwise, we’ll stick to our own corners. Hope this gives you a laugh and a clear picture of what to expect! We’re professionals but also live like a big family and like to have a sense of humor about life.