North Willamette Boulevard

Portland, OR 97203

Hey hey! We’ve got a medium sized room available in a vibrant, safe, cozy, nerdy townhouse. We’re in a nice little corner of St. John’s, tucked in a residential area right off Lombard Street. There’s a surprisingly strong sense of community here for being in the city. We’re right next to an arthouse theater, record store, retro game trader, camera shop, cafes, bars, some of the best Chinese food I’ve had, and a really good Italian restaurant that’s open until midnight and barely a ten minute walk away.

Open to any positive dynamics at all. Workers, students, couples, single parents. We’re only looking for a good person who’s trying their damn best. Stable enough to be reliable and communication are huge. My TOP priority is no drama.

Obviously the house is… a lot. It’s not huge but the personality is there. Again, open to anyone, but I think nerds are really the ones who thrive in this home. We have company often enough, but it’s not constant, and we are introverted. Still, house parties, game nights, and movie nights do happen. Total stoners, beyond 420 friendly, but please only smoke flower outside. We have a cute porch and a shared backyard.

In unit washer dryer, haven’t had any issues with them yet, but if we ever do, our maintenance are responsive and reliable.

We have a garage for storage but Ana is using the parking space, so I can only offer street parking.

Chores are obviously just a group discussion and split up pretty evenly. All I ask is that you do your part and communicate with me. Same thing if you ever need to pay rent at an odd time, or in separate payments, just talk to me about it. USUALLY I can help out, or at least offer some flexibility. Same with the lease, if you need to stay an odd amount of time.

I am absolutely, 100% always available if there is anything you need. Seriously. Whether it’s a genuine crisis, or even if you just need a friend to order a pizza and shoot the shit with, I’ve got your back. If I’m in my room with the door closed, text me, I’ve probably got headphones on.

Rent is due by the 1st each month, ideally sent to me slightly before.

Electric is split three ways each month, usually around the 15th, and is usually about $90 each on higher usage months + $15 each for the high speed internet.

No other fees. Water, garbage and landscaping are covered by the landlord.

No overhead lighting in the bedrooms (very German, not sure why) lamps and LEDs are your friend.

Hoping to have someone to move in by mid April, but are waiting on our current third roommate to vacate the middle room. 🖤

I have a much more detailed profile on here if you want to look at it, but the gist of it is I’m nerdy as hell and collect too much shit. I love a dynamic where I can be friends with my roommates but I know that’s not what everyone’s looking for and that’s totally cool with me. Still, if that’s the vibe you’re going for, I’d love if we could make a good time out of it.

Ana rents the small room, she’s cool as hell but admittedly doesn’t come out of her space very often. I’ll have her write her profile in a bit.

We also have a dog. She is weird as hell. You’ll find out. She’s awesome. Any help with letting her in the backyard or giving her love while I’m at work is deeply, DEEPLY appreciated, but in no way an expectation.

We only have space for one more pet per our lease agreement.