Bridge Street Northwest

Furnished. Fantastic views from this highly coveted 14th floor 2 bedroom 2 bath condo in River House Condominiums. This property has been meticulously maintained. Floor Plan consists of 1333 sq feet of living area with master suite. Spacious laundry room, floor to ceiling windows with unbelievable views, and a private deck. Other features include: 24/7 concierge/security, two covered parking spots, indoor pool/hot tub, fitness facility, and more.

I’m a college professor with an extremely active travel schedule. I’ll be gone a lot. Sometimes weeks at a time. I’m looking for someone who needs a quiet place to live and is extremely clean.

Here’s the ideal roommate for this apartment:

(1) Someone who is very and actually clean. I’m willing to give a significant rent reduction if you’re willing to help with the cleaning. We clean the bathroom sink and toilet almost daily. If you’re OCD about cleaning, you are more than welcome. If seeing hair on the floor or in the sink grosses you out, you are more than welcome! We do not wear shoes in the apartment.

(2) Someone who needs to go to bed early. We got to bed pretty early and get up pretty early. If you need the early to bed/early to rise sleep schedule, this is ideal.

(3) Someone who is new to GR and is looking for a place to set up. Or someone transitioning stages of life and needs a place to transition. Stays for 6 months to a year or more are welcome.

(4) If you’re an introvert, that’s fine. We’ll leave you alone. If you’re not home much, we don’t care. If you’re an extrovert that’s also fine.

(5) This is essentially a Christian environment so overnight romantic quests aren’t allowed.

(6) A more quiet place: we typically do not have people over so if you’re looking for a more quiet place to escape from life in the city, this is your place.

(7) Libertarians, conservatives, keto diet enthusiasts, carnivore diet eaters, etc. are all welcome.

(8) Kitchen: If you don’t fry food and don’t like the fried food smell in an apartment, you are more than welcome. We do not fry food in this apartment. If you don’t like it when roommates cook food with strong smells that stink up the apartment, you are more than welcome! If you eat out a lot or have food delivered, you are more than welcome.

If you hate it when people leave dishes in the sink and do not clean behind themselves when they make a mess, you are more than welcome to come. This is your place!

If you’re the kind of person who leaves dishes in the sink and won’t immediately clean up after yourself when using the kitchen, do not reply to this ad.

(9) If you like sports you are more than welcome–especially college football. Any one who enjoys watching College Gameday on ESPN on Saturday mornings, you are particularly welcome. If you enjoy watching sports on television and attending sport events, you are more than welcome.

(10) If you don’t need or plan on moving many items into the apartment other than your room and food, you are more than welcome.

(11) We basically have a minimalist vibe going in the common areas and avoid clutter in common areas at all cost.

(12) If you’re open to discussing and analyzing politics/current events and ok with people having diverse views, you are more than welcome. We embrace viewpoint diversity in the apartment.

(13) If you want a non-smoking environment, you are more than welcome.

(14) If you like living in a non-cluttered environment, you are more than welcome. If you need to work from home most days, this won’t be a good place for you.

(15) Again, we do not have overnight romantic guests. If you do plan on or expect to have overnight romantic guests you are more than welcome. If you need to have frequent overnight guests, this environment will not be conducive. Do not reply. This is a three-roommate apartment, not four. Having family or friends sleep over on occasion is perfectly fine!

(16) If you’d like a quieter place to chill on the evenings and weekends, you are more than welcome.

(17) The apartment is drug-free in terms of smoking and injections, but very alcohol friendly, esp. bourbon.

(18) Need to be willing to have a housekeeper having access to your bedroom to clean your bathroom.

(21) If you clean your bed sheets regularly and often, you are welcome. Same for laundry. If you do laundry often and regularly, you are welcome.

(22) What makes this apartment work with mutual trust and respect of each other using the space.

(23) We keep common areas extremely clean. If you’re not very, very clean this isn’t the kind of place you’d like. We’re looking for people who don’t just clean up after themselves but also are willing to clean the common areas as well.