Christopher

Why I Would Be the Ideal Housemate 🏠 Let’s start with the basics: I am clean, quiet, and work constantly. In housemate terms, this is essentially the holy trinity. I work a lot so not home very much and when I am home I’m not leaving a trail of destruction behind me. You won’t find my dishes colonising the sink or my laundry staging a coup in the hallway. I am pet AND smoker friendly, which means I won’t passive aggressively side eye your bundle of joy or your guilty pleasures. A rare and beautiful combination. I am easy going and fun person. Pair that with my love of movies, music, video games, skateboarding, and art, and you’ve essentially got a cultured, entertaining human being who comes with some decent movie night suggestions. In a world where people routinely blame everyone except themselves for an empty milk carton, I prefer to be honest with myself and those around me. Finally I value peace, respect, and a good environment. I’ll contribute to it, not contaminate it.