Paul K.

Professional assistant, arriving in Knoxville between April 1 and May 1 (flexible), seeks a spacious room (send dimensions), and a clean, quiet place to cook, relax, and sleep. Male roommates only. Extra storage space would be a plus. A gym would be a big plus.

I’m tidy, quiet, and can keep to myself, or hang out and watch a movie. I enjoy dogs and cats and will be kind to yours; I make a great banana sherbet.

I may commute daily, or set up an office in my room and work from home via Zoom video.

I fix simple meals and keep the kitchen clean, and I am happy to share all indoor and outdoor chores; I have a sense of humor; I don’t sweat the small stuff; and I’m cooperative and considerate of my roommates’ needs. No drugs/health issues. Please, be up-front about what you want and don’t want in a roommate / pet peeves, and plan on chatting briefly by phone soon to get this ball rolling.

I write fun stories in The New York Times’s popular Metropolitan Diary column (not on staff). Church goer; volunteer; 2A friendly.

I have Roomies’ premium criminal background check by Certn (Federal, state, county) and ID verification by Stripe.

I can write up our terms using Roomies Roommate Agreement, and after you review it and make final changes, we can eSign it, and I will pay initial rent & deposit via PayPal Goods & Services. Please be in compliance with your lease, and pay any fees requested by your landlord or management company.

IN YOUR FIRST REPLY, include a] room dimensions (feet/inches); b] preferred payment method; and c] closest intersection in Knoxville.