Melanie

Hi! I’m a little goofy, Catholic but not great at it, and a creative type. My dog is a 19-y-o chihuahua mix. I lean conservative politically. I recycle. I am pretty nice. I kind of want to get 2 pet flying squirrels… but I won’t if you don’t want me to. xD

I don’t smoke, rarely drink, never do drugs, and never leave the toilet seat up on account of being a lady so I never put the toilet seat up at all except to clean the toilet. Lol.

I play music but I can practice elsewhere if you’re home too and you need to focus.

I’m sure there’s more I should write… but this is what I got for now! I do a lot of sketch comedy and writing.

Does this sound like something you’re interested in? Someone you can bear to live with?? Hit me up!!