Vivan

Vivan (she/her / they/them) Pros: Will cook (passably) and clean (well) for a solid 2 hours/day Can be quiet (esp. at night) / an effervescent conversationalist on demand No pets + Asexual + Helpful with sudokus/physical combat against landlords Medical supplies available to borrow + can help with any task (childcare, assignments, etc.) while not working Sober (drugs + alcohol) but not judgemental Good with pets or childcare

Cons: 20-something with a lot of political arrogance Potentially regular visiting partner Lung problems can’t handle too much smoke around Often described as, “Difficult and irritating” though I’m good with social cues Lethal cat allergy + trauma surrounding basic things like open fires, helicopters, and sex Works a lot (often from home) Poor at DiY, Gardening, and appearing unthreatening to Landlords Prone to attempted recruiting for actions and network organizing Vegetarian (usually Vegan, can be devotedly, don’t mind meat in the house)