About the room
I have one unfurnished room in a large 3 bedroom house east of Travis Heights in the Parker Lane neighborhood, available starting April 1st. Rent is $625 plus utilities, which average around $100 a month per person depending on the season. There is a huge back yard with a hammock and lots of gardening potential if you’re into that.
We are two chicks/gals/females in our late 20’s/early 30’s, 1 fluffy dog and a super chill cat. We prefer someone who is reasonably clean, considerate, and fully employed. We don’t have a particular preference on male vs. female, but keep in mind that you will be sharing a bathroom with a lady so please don’t trim your beard hairs in the sink, my dudes.
Bonus points if you are funny and/or have a large collection of mid century furniture to bring along with you. I’ll throw my stuff out on the street. I don’t care.
Double bonus points if you include a poem or haiku about yourself in your response.
Deal breakers: petty thieves, craigslist murderers, cult members, drug addicts, Nickelback fans.
P.S. we have Google Fiber!!!