West Ainslie Street

Bedroom in Lincoln Square Available May 1st

-Free Street Parking -Water, Gas, Electric, and Internet Included -Maid come every other week -In-Unit Laundry -.7 Mile from Western Brownline/.5 mile from Rockwell Brownline -Semi-pet friendly household (No cats due to allergies) -AC wall unit provided for bedroom -Room is all white, Biggest Room in Apartment, Can fit a Queen Size Bed, but no closet. Tenant can hang stuff on walls, paint bedroom, etc…

About Roommates Two laid back working females - 29 & 31, one nanny and one marriage and family therapist graduate student/dog walker/sitter, both working, both promote inclusivity and are forward thinking, open to any and all applicants, would love to see a picture of your dog, would love to pet your dog, would love to kiss your dog, will probably be healthily obsessed with your dog, if you don’t have a dog then you must love to pet dogs, if you don’t like dogs please note that there will be dogs in the apartment from time to time, Landlord must approve of dogs due to small grandchildren on premises and as much as it kills us to say it’s unlikely he will allow pitties. If we could have all the pitbulls, we would. We love them. But change takes times and we need someone here May 1st.

We love Bobs Burgers, Baseball (Cardinals Fan on Premise - but she’s really nice and can co-habitate with Cubs fans), Karaoke, Mexican Food, Dogs, Body Positive Yoga, Having Ice Cream Dates, Both have boyfriends that live elsewhere but occasionally visit, Believers in Shine Theory, Actively fight the patriarchy, and will make an out of the way trip to Chili’s for Bottomless Soup and Salad for 6.99 all day every day. We are woke metaphorically but we love to sleep. Both are technically adults but neither sleeps on a bed with a bed frame. Adulting is shitty work but we do our best.

We hope this ad has been informative. If you’ve made it this far, hit us up. We’d love to sit down, have an excuse to drink wine, and talk with you and see your dog.

Realistically this is an application for a dog with a human attached that we hope to really like. Being honest.